Friday, October 16, 2009

Paranoid Android ...!?!?

Work has Finally started to have its effects !!
-It has killed the "Creative Genius" in me .....n making me an Android... and
-It now makes me paranoid ! ....

College had the perfect blend .... It was a zoo !! ... Good n Bad ... Dudes n Duds .. some Hot n Cool....
A Workplace is NO University...
Never more was the dichotomy less vivid...Everyones a Suck up! There are diktats....Everybody dresses well and U finally have to .. U need to ... ! Its a Factory !! ...

Offshoot of this phenomena is what has given rise to paranoia ! ...
- To wake up at the right time and in the RIGHT WAY! ..
-To dress up well ..
-Forget things at home... Naaat!!

Right time is pretty obvious, being just an hour before work... but Right way is .... a bit nostalgic...

Remember the gud old times when mom used to draw the curtains and let the sun fall into your dreary eyes so that u knew it was 7 am and had to get ready to school.... (Every night before sleep I used tell myself to stop hating this feeling !) ..
As u grew older and moms n dads got busier with their daily chores, u had the worst thing in history of TIME happen- Introduction to Wake Up alarms !!

The whole of last weekend was well spent on alarms, selecting the Least intruding and Most potent at that ! Mind you ... not an easy job for one who needs half hour of dedicated attention to get himself out of bed !! .. from Titanic to Dhan Te Naa ... been there ..but never woke up!

Well... well... the story goes on.... onnn.. n yaawnn.... heres another week coming to an end .. and still sulking about the way I get up! ...

P.S. The alarm tone goes something like the old factory siren ud have heard !! .... :P ...sonorous to the core..!!!
PPS - Very much open to suggestions on the alarm tone!
PPPS- Sigh !! .. (one too many) ... A zoo is btr than a Factory .. guffaw :)

3 comments:

  1. i used to have a alarm software which used to play
    "idhi ranarangame leka agnigundama" (Is it a warground or an inferno)

    but i would like to add one life changing experience- once I was seriously observing my friend and found that he never sleeps when it is at 9 10 or any goddamn time he sleeps when he wants to sleep

    and i followed the same procedure since then even if i have office at 8(office cab) i sleep at 4 if I want to - I indeed made my compromised life(getting up at 8) somewat interesting

    try something new before the world ends in 2012.

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  2. dude..aftr i went thro ur blog..thrs jst one question buzzing in my pea sized brain..is it lyk from the frying pan into the fire aftr u leave the university?!!goddamn!!and about the alarm thing..tats hilarious..ive gt a cheeky solution fr tat..i actually came by it wen my roomie gt furious ovr me.he went rats about the fact tat wen the alarm in my cell goes..i evn hardly budge..he wakes up n svchs it off..!!it ws then tat lightning struck me!!all i needed was a silent and effective alarm!i jst put my cell in the vibration mode n place it insyd my pillow cover..n my lazy head gets a good morning shock wen the alarm goes!!well..if u r concerned abt ur brain cos of the vibrations u cn nvr wake up on tym..lose it ;)akhir...kuch paana hei tho kuch khona padtha hei yaar!n mad..u ndnt worry abt ur brain cos tats ur vestigial organ!

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  3. @ santosh .. hmm tht needs even greater dedication to wake up ! ... i stll gt oodles of time left till I reach that stage !

    @ Sridhar - Vestigial... hmm .. Ive never quite given a thought ...Honestly, I wudnt mind even i thnk wth my toenail for that matter !

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